I'll make breakfast

[eggwards]

OK, So I came out to my father.

Where's the toaster? Shouldn't there be a really good-looking UPS guy coming by with one?

And he won't be able to escape my Icon-ish charms...



I actually don't have a toaster...

or the UPS guy...

COME ON!

Comments

horny huh ...

[houstongwm.livejournal.com]

where do i take a number?

just getting caught up on lj again by the way - glad things went well with your dad ... hope they continue too ... just give him space and time ...

when i first came out to mine my mother freaked and dad was ok ... about 3 months later my first husband moved in and my father freaked and mother was ok .. today they're both ok ... although daddy does not talk about it ... we're closer than we probably were before ... but it took some time ... and i reached a point where i said this is me deal with it or else ... and was not sure for a while that the or else was not going to be where i wound up ... but i had to take that stand for myself ...

luck ;-) and i think i DO have an extra toaster around if that gets me a lower number by the way ...

[ericdabear.livejournal.com]

Screw the toaster!

Give the UPS man some bread


Oh. wait. sorry. reverse that. It's late.

damn, too bad I don't have a horny LJ icon. I guess the "serious" one will have to do.

[garebear.livejournal.com]

Okay... for acts of bravery beyond most found on LJ... and for keeping us on the edge for several days...

Send you address to garebear@garebear.com and I'll send you a brand new toaster (or toaster oven) via UPS. Really.

I can't believe you don't have a toaster! A gay man without a toaster. Who would have thought.

[eggwards.livejournal.com]

Trust me, the Toaster is superficial.

[garebear.livejournal.com]

I believe you... Then, I hope you find your UPS man... or other man in uniform... or other man to take home to meet dad.

I can't find you a UPS guy, but toasters are easy... when you're ready for a toaster, just email me. lol (I'm laughing, but really, I owe you a toaster.)

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, you need to elaborate now!

[eggwards.livejournal.com]

More of a statement of horniness than anything else.

The old running joke - if you're recruited to the gay lifestyle, you get a toaster, much like banks would give away for new customers.

[hylandr.livejournal.com]

I thought you got the toaster if you recruited someone else... Sort of like commission. And I could definitely understand horniness yesterday.

[xanaducub.livejournal.com]

Actually... the person that recruits you gets the toaster.

If you would like the toaster, you would need to recruit or convert someone :-)

New Toaster

[xanaducub.livejournal.com]

If you need a new toaster, try Sears. We just bought a new Kenmore 4 slice toaster on Saturday. I have not used it yet (or taken it out of the box) I will post when I do.

[dakoopst.livejournal.com]

LOL...I know a UPS man I could send your way...he's hunky, too... ;)

I also have an Uber-Toaster that my partner and I bought when we first moved in together. It rather shames the rest of our kitchen sitting there in its culinary splendor...I think it's worth more than our entire pot and pan collection combined.

Trust me, toaster ownership ain't all it's cracked up to be. ;)

[xanaducub.livejournal.com]

Wow cool, I did not know this, thank you for sharing.

[eggwards.livejournal.com]

Do I still get the cute UPS guy? Priorities, man, priorities.

[kev-bot.livejournal.com]

Of course! The UPS man should show up any minute. If I could just get into these tight-ass shorts...

[cristalskye.livejournal.com]

steal his hat for rooooo. he needs one to complete his costume. rooooo will be in dallas in June.