I'll make breakfast

[eggwards]

OK, So I came out to my father.

Where's the toaster? Shouldn't there be a really good-looking UPS guy coming by with one?

And he won't be able to escape my Icon-ish charms...



I actually don't have a toaster...

or the UPS guy...

COME ON!

Comments

[eggwards.livejournal.com]

Do I still get the cute UPS guy? Priorities, man, priorities.

[kev-bot.livejournal.com]

Of course! The UPS man should show up any minute. If I could just get into these tight-ass shorts...

[cristalskye.livejournal.com]

steal his hat for rooooo. he needs one to complete his costume. rooooo will be in dallas in June.