I'll make breakfast

[eggwards]

OK, So I came out to my father.

Where's the toaster? Shouldn't there be a really good-looking UPS guy coming by with one?

And he won't be able to escape my Icon-ish charms...



I actually don't have a toaster...

or the UPS guy...

COME ON!

Comments

[garebear.livejournal.com]

Okay... for acts of bravery beyond most found on LJ... and for keeping us on the edge for several days...

Send you address to garebear@garebear.com and I'll send you a brand new toaster (or toaster oven) via UPS. Really.

I can't believe you don't have a toaster! A gay man without a toaster. Who would have thought.

[eggwards.livejournal.com]

Trust me, the Toaster is superficial.

[garebear.livejournal.com]

I believe you... Then, I hope you find your UPS man... or other man in uniform... or other man to take home to meet dad.

I can't find you a UPS guy, but toasters are easy... when you're ready for a toaster, just email me. lol (I'm laughing, but really, I owe you a toaster.)