Eat Your Heart Out, Sarah Jessica Parker...

[eggwards]

I'm a bear, and by me that's only great!
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy,
That I walk with a heavy and bearish gait
With my belly kind of big and full.

I adore being dressed in something kinky
When my date comes to get me at my place.
Out I go with Joe or John but not Twinky,
Like a stud who is ready for the race!

When I have hair cut that’s new
And a chest that’s never seen Nair,
I float as the clouds on air do,
I enjoy being a bear!

When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth shine through with flair,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a bear!

I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
I drool over leather not of lace,
I chat on the computer for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!

I'm strictly rough-guy gay male
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a bear... like... me.

When men say I'm sweet as candy
As around in a dance we whirl,
It goes to my head like brandy,
I enjoy being a bear!

When someone with eyes that smoulder
Says he loves ev'ry silken curl
That grows on my iv'ry shoulder,
I enjoy being a bear!

When I hear the compliment'ry growl
That greets my jeans in the bar
I turn and I glower and I prowl
But I happy to know the whistle's meant for me!

I'm strictly rough-guy gay male
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a bear... like... me.

Comments

[eggwards.livejournal.com]

Please, I think that leaving in the idea that he still wants to find a guy that will take care of him says his macho posturing is just an act...

It's all in fun, I just thought the whole Gap ad with Sarah Jessica Parker was cute, and thought I would "translate" it a bit since I'm not one to do drag.