Eat Your Heart Out, Sarah Jessica Parker...

[eggwards]

I'm a bear, and by me that's only great!
I am proud that my silhouette is curvy,
That I walk with a heavy and bearish gait
With my belly kind of big and full.

I adore being dressed in something kinky
When my date comes to get me at my place.
Out I go with Joe or John but not Twinky,
Like a stud who is ready for the race!

When I have hair cut that’s new
And a chest that’s never seen Nair,
I float as the clouds on air do,
I enjoy being a bear!

When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth shine through with flair,
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a bear!

I flip when a fellow sends me flowers,
I drool over leather not of lace,
I chat on the computer for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face!

I'm strictly rough-guy gay male
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a bear... like... me.

When men say I'm sweet as candy
As around in a dance we whirl,
It goes to my head like brandy,
I enjoy being a bear!

When someone with eyes that smoulder
Says he loves ev'ry silken curl
That grows on my iv'ry shoulder,
I enjoy being a bear!

When I hear the compliment'ry growl
That greets my jeans in the bar
I turn and I glower and I prowl
But I happy to know the whistle's meant for me!

I'm strictly rough-guy gay male
And my future I hope will be
In the home of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a guy having a bear... like... me.

Comments

[shadowbearmn.livejournal.com]

BOred today? ;)

That is TOO Funny...and I will never thing of Flower Drum Song that same way again :)

[dozerbull.livejournal.com]

Definately cute and funny, and I've noticed your teeth do shine brilliant with flair to spare!

[musicbearmn.livejournal.com]

This is grreat! I think I may need to get this together for a karaoke or open mike night.

[scotbear.livejournal.com]

"rough-guy"???! (ducking fast)

[eggwards.livejournal.com]

Poetic license.

[jaybear.livejournal.com]

I hope that the irony of rewriting showtoons to showcase how much of a manly bear you are isn't lost. ;)

[jaybear.livejournal.com]

*show tunes.

I need to wake up.

[eggwards.livejournal.com]

Please, I think that leaving in the idea that he still wants to find a guy that will take care of him says his macho posturing is just an act...

It's all in fun, I just thought the whole Gap ad with Sarah Jessica Parker was cute, and thought I would "translate" it a bit since I'm not one to do drag.

[eggwards.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think this would be pretty fun to get up and sing...still, I'd like to get up and do my alternate version of "Stacy's Mom" that I came up with a couple of years ago...

Stacy's Dad is looking pretty rad
He's all I want and I've wanted it so bad
Stacy, can't you see that girls just aren't for me
I know it might seem sad but I'm in love with Stacy's Dad

Of course, there's the line in that song that says "But since your Dad walked out she (the mom) could use a guy like me..." I always change it to "Since your Dad came out he could use a guy like me!"

Still, I liked the Sarah Jessica Parker ad, but I kept feeling silly singing "I love being a girl!"

[musicbearmn.livejournal.com]

that's what I love about you...

big bear hugs!