Tuesday morning randomness

My fantasy baseball team is terrible this year. It took me 4 weeks to get my first save. I think I'll just coast for a while. Perhaps cuttercoon would like to start a mid-season league.

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I just want an apartment that has water that will stay consistently the same temperature for my entire shower. Really, that's 5 minutes, 10 max. Is that too much to ask for? I was alternately cold and scalded this morning, and I hate to say it, but that's normal. Wakes you up, though.

I'd also like a washer-dryer, and access to a real cable company, or the ability to get satellite. This just sucks. Now, the question is, how much more will that all cost me?

Perhaps I need a roommate to help with that.

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Leftover Mac and Cheese makes a good, but different breakfast. This is the signal that I need to go to the grocery store.

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I like that little Harem thing, but I guess I really haven't given it too much thought. Hollywood produces a product of "beauty" that isn't always consistent of what I think of as beautiful, so I tend not to go looking through entertainment for, well, jack-off material. This deserves more discussion, but work calls...

Yeah, baby...

I don't know why, but when Screaming Amy called my desk today I started
talking real low and quiet. We have caller ID internally, so I knew it was
her, and I said "Hello, Amy." She started a conversation and I came back
with "I don't how to do that in the new system," in the same, Barry White
style voice.

She snaps back, "Stop that, it's creeping me out!" "Stop what?" I replied.
"That voice! Why are you doing that?! (interrobang)" "I don't know," I
rumbled.

She hung up. Nice to know that I can still creep women out.