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Mar. 23rd, 2003
Tonight on WAR!
Mar. 23rd, 2003 06:03 pm(DISCLAIMER: This is not meant to make fun or take lightly the situation occurring in Iraq. It is just a ribbing of the media and their treatment of reporting this conflict)
Booming announcer:
Tonight, it’s the number one rated reality TV show that has taken over NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, CNN-Headline News, MSNBC, FOX News, MTV, TNN, HGTV, Food Network, The Game Show Network and E!
Join us for a very special episode of WAR!
On tonight’s episode, George takes a holiday, a general speaks, Johnny wonders about don’t ask, don’t tell, Phyllis has a hard decision to make, Bill and Maryanne decide to call it off, and despite the rumors of his death, will Sadam return to plague the citizens of Baghdad?
All these questions will be answered, and more, on the next episode of WAR!
Also tonight, don’t forget that you can call our special 1-800 lines and Vote for your favorite American War Correspondent®. Someone will be voted off WAR! Live Tonight! (hosted by Ryan Seacrest)
With a special effects budget that runs into the millions, there are spectacular explosions, high-tech equipment, and the personal stories that Jeff Probst only wishes he could host.
Remember to watch our recap show, WAR! Redux!, on The History Channel, and WAR! Where Are They Now?, The Gulf War Reunion Special hosted by George Went on VH1.
Don’t forget to get your WAR! Action Figures, Lunch Boxes, Placemats, Bumper Stickers, T-shirts, Bed Sheets and Tea Sets. Coming soon, WAR! The Home Game, and look for WAR! The Motion Picture coming this summer to the big screen!
Don’t forget to watch tomorrow morning as WAR! Today looks at chemical warfare fashions – protective and stylish, and Katie and Matt work with Martha Stewart on making the most out of Meals-Ready-to-Eat!
Who goes, who stays what’s the next location to experience Shockandawe™, find out… on WAR!
( (Alright, the real explanation of where this is coming from) )
Booming announcer:
Tonight, it’s the number one rated reality TV show that has taken over NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, CNN-Headline News, MSNBC, FOX News, MTV, TNN, HGTV, Food Network, The Game Show Network and E!
Join us for a very special episode of WAR!
On tonight’s episode, George takes a holiday, a general speaks, Johnny wonders about don’t ask, don’t tell, Phyllis has a hard decision to make, Bill and Maryanne decide to call it off, and despite the rumors of his death, will Sadam return to plague the citizens of Baghdad?
All these questions will be answered, and more, on the next episode of WAR!
Also tonight, don’t forget that you can call our special 1-800 lines and Vote for your favorite American War Correspondent®. Someone will be voted off WAR! Live Tonight! (hosted by Ryan Seacrest)
With a special effects budget that runs into the millions, there are spectacular explosions, high-tech equipment, and the personal stories that Jeff Probst only wishes he could host.
Remember to watch our recap show, WAR! Redux!, on The History Channel, and WAR! Where Are They Now?, The Gulf War Reunion Special hosted by George Went on VH1.
Don’t forget to get your WAR! Action Figures, Lunch Boxes, Placemats, Bumper Stickers, T-shirts, Bed Sheets and Tea Sets. Coming soon, WAR! The Home Game, and look for WAR! The Motion Picture coming this summer to the big screen!
Don’t forget to watch tomorrow morning as WAR! Today looks at chemical warfare fashions – protective and stylish, and Katie and Matt work with Martha Stewart on making the most out of Meals-Ready-to-Eat!
Who goes, who stays what’s the next location to experience Shockandawe™, find out… on WAR!
( (Alright, the real explanation of where this is coming from) )
