We All Liked Him Better When He Was Heavier

[eggwards]

Seems that Bigfoot has shed a few pounds. Luckily we have the Weekly World News to tell us about it. I suppose that they got the scoop from the big guy himself, since Steve Austin isn't scaring him off these days.

I'm not thinking this is so much news, as it seems like the Simpsons already covered this story.

Comments

[robearal.livejournal.com]

Bionic Bigfoot wasn't bad. He was protecting Stephanie Powers and the other aliens.

[jefferzephyr.livejournal.com]

You remember that episode too? It was very far fetched. I must admit I watched because I thought Lee Majors was kind of hot. I don't remember his acting.

[aadroma.livejournal.com]

What, were the chub chasers getting to Bigfoot? ^_-

[andrewhime.livejournal.com]

Can I get some apple sauce?

[maximilliankang.livejournal.com]

I guess I would lose a few pounds if my diet was restricted to the annual arrival of lost-skiers-in-snow-storms.