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The Trials and Tribulations of the not-so-New Bear Icon
Whatever You Say I Am, I Am
Your Mileage May Vary
Your Mileage May Vary
Oct
.
13th
,
2004
08:00 am
eggwards
8
inches long!
Calculate yours
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Current Music:
Came A Long Way-Edie Brickell-Volcano
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Date:
2004-10-13 06:07 am (UTC)
From:
baeritone.livejournal.com
Ohk, it's base humor...but your choice of music has me giggling in context. I hope that was the intention. :)
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Date:
2004-10-13 05:41 pm (UTC)
From:
eggwards.livejournal.com
Yeah, that song is so not sexual. I often hit the fast-forward button on iTunes to find a song that works with the post.
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Date:
2004-10-13 06:09 am (UTC)
From:
dedos.livejournal.com
^____________^
Me, too!
Only goes to point out
totally accurate
this test is. Bwahaha!!
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Date:
2004-10-13 06:21 am (UTC)
From:
xkot.livejournal.com
Woot!
10
inches long!
Calculate yours
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Date:
2004-10-13 06:38 am (UTC)
From:
oakleycub.livejournal.com
Well, post pictures already.
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Date:
2004-10-13 06:39 am (UTC)
From:
xkot.livejournal.com
Sadly, my 10 inch livejournal penis and my much shorter real life penis have very little in common.
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Date:
2004-10-13 06:43 am (UTC)
From:
oakleycub.livejournal.com
Thankfully my real life penis is nothing like the 2 inch LJ penis I received.
Well, unless you're talking about diameter.
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Date:
2004-10-13 06:49 am (UTC)
From:
xkot.livejournal.com
That reminds me of something a friend once said. "My dick is only three inches long, but it's 9 inches wide, baby."
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Date:
2004-10-13 06:54 am (UTC)
From:
oakleycub.livejournal.com
~28" in circumference.
Ouch.
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Date:
2004-10-13 05:45 pm (UTC)
From:
eggwards.livejournal.com
We won't judge, promise! We know it's only 9.5.
Tall people, sheesh.
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Date:
2004-10-13 06:56 pm (UTC)
From:
xkot.livejournal.com
The problem with being tall is that everything looks smaller by comparison. Something that's impressive on a person who's 5'9"... well... not that impressive when you're 6'5" :)
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Date:
2004-10-13 06:41 am (UTC)
From:
oakleycub.livejournal.com
I think it is either completely random, or takes a random sampling of your writing to analyze.
My LJ penis was varying between 2 and 8 inches when I ran it through that.
no subject
Date:
2004-10-13 05:44 pm (UTC)
From:
eggwards.livejournal.com
Reality is a bitch, isn't it?
I don't know what it was, but I got a couple of different results...I took a good one.
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Date: 2004-10-13 06:07 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-10-13 06:09 am (UTC)Me, too!
Only goes to point out totally accurate this test is. Bwahaha!!
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Date: 2004-10-13 06:21 am (UTC)10
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Date: 2004-10-13 06:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-13 06:43 am (UTC)Well, unless you're talking about diameter.
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Date: 2004-10-13 06:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-13 06:54 am (UTC)Ouch.
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Date: 2004-10-13 05:45 pm (UTC)Tall people, sheesh.
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Date: 2004-10-13 06:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-13 06:41 am (UTC)My LJ penis was varying between 2 and 8 inches when I ran it through that.
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Date: 2004-10-13 05:44 pm (UTC)I don't know what it was, but I got a couple of different results...I took a good one.