Your Mileage May Vary

[eggwards]

8	inches long!
Calculate yours

Comments

[baeritone.livejournal.com]

Ohk, it's base humor...but your choice of music has me giggling in context. I hope that was the intention. :)

[dedos.livejournal.com]

^____________^
Me, too!
Only goes to point out totally accurate this test is. Bwahaha!!

[xkot.livejournal.com]

Woot!

10	inches long!
Calculate yours

[oakleycub.livejournal.com]

Well, post pictures already.

[xkot.livejournal.com]

Sadly, my 10 inch livejournal penis and my much shorter real life penis have very little in common.

[oakleycub.livejournal.com]

I think it is either completely random, or takes a random sampling of your writing to analyze.

My LJ penis was varying between 2 and 8 inches when I ran it through that.

[oakleycub.livejournal.com]

Thankfully my real life penis is nothing like the 2 inch LJ penis I received.

Well, unless you're talking about diameter.

[xkot.livejournal.com]

That reminds me of something a friend once said. "My dick is only three inches long, but it's 9 inches wide, baby."

[oakleycub.livejournal.com]

~28" in circumference.

Ouch.

[eggwards.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that song is so not sexual. I often hit the fast-forward button on iTunes to find a song that works with the post.

[eggwards.livejournal.com]

Reality is a bitch, isn't it?

I don't know what it was, but I got a couple of different results...I took a good one.

[eggwards.livejournal.com]

We won't judge, promise! We know it's only 9.5.

Tall people, sheesh.

[xkot.livejournal.com]

The problem with being tall is that everything looks smaller by comparison. Something that's impressive on a person who's 5'9"... well... not that impressive when you're 6'5" :)