Needing a New Headlamp for the Car
Dec. 1st, 2003 09:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eggwardsFrom the "greeters" to the too-full aisles,
to the long lines and stupid "smiles",
With broken products and people who won't help,
the miles-long hike is enough to take the jolly from this big elf.
With trailer-park trash selling the clapper,
and another in express with 50, don't you want to slap her?
With Kathy-Lee fashions and 40 gallon drums,
you still have little to sell me, not even the guns.
I hate you Wal-Mart, from your toys to your tires,
I wouldn't really care if your superstore caught fire.
to the long lines and stupid "smiles",
With broken products and people who won't help,
the miles-long hike is enough to take the jolly from this big elf.
With trailer-park trash selling the clapper,
and another in express with 50, don't you want to slap her?
With Kathy-Lee fashions and 40 gallon drums,
you still have little to sell me, not even the guns.
I hate you Wal-Mart, from your toys to your tires,
I wouldn't really care if your superstore caught fire.
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Date: 2003-12-01 09:04 pm (UTC)Wanna go to Wal-Mart with me? ^_^ :: evil cackle as he runs away ::
Love the rhyme.
Date: 2003-12-02 12:21 am (UTC)The whole store has issues. Or rather, missing a few issues. ^_^
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Date: 2003-12-02 07:02 am (UTC)