Needing a New Headlamp for the Car

[eggwards]

From the "greeters" to the too-full aisles,
to the long lines and stupid "smiles",

With broken products and people who won't help,
the miles-long hike is enough to take the jolly from this big elf.

With trailer-park trash selling the clapper,
and another in express with 50, don't you want to slap her?

With Kathy-Lee fashions and 40 gallon drums,
you still have little to sell me, not even the guns.

I hate you Wal-Mart, from your toys to your tires,
I wouldn't really care if your superstore caught fire.