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I've decided to make my announcement today.

I, Michael Edwards have decided that it's time, and I am running for President of the United States.

It's been a long time coming, and there's been several long nights discussing this with my partner who has been very supportive and currently has no known medical problems. We both agree that the time is right, and that I'm in it to win it. I say, let the conversation begin.

I decided to make my announcement here, on LiveJournal as I believe that the demographics are the best, and it's a very open and accepting community on which to start the long road to the White House. I also wanted to open the campaign up here, to show my commitment to open, honest communication and the ability to make communication easy and quickly available, with an edit function, if one should be necessary. A "straight talk" express one might say.

As for positions, I have several well polled policy takes that I'm currently working on a backstory for. At this point I'm for Gays in the Military, against the Iraq war but for the overall ridding the world of terror-ism. I'm for healthcare and the search for finding money to pay for it. I'm for less government run more efficiently, but I have the smarts to know that it won't happen in any of our lifetimes. We'll just have to do the best we can. I'm pro worker, but not necessarily anti-business. I think taxes are a necessary evil as well all have a social contract to fulfill, but yet our tax system needs to be overhauled - including retirement spending. I'm also pro-marriage when it suits people, as long as those people, despite gender, are of age of consent - I know that no other candidate has stated a gender-blind policy towards marriage, so that's what differentiates me from them.

That being said, their are many nay-sayers that say a gay man can't get elected in 2008. I tell them to look at a recent Gallup poll that clearly shows that people would vote for a homosexual candidate before voting for an atheist. Sure, there's a lot of room to work on there, but with the choices including a woman, an African-American (or mixed-race American depending on how you see it), a Mormon, an Latino (with the last name of Richardson, go fig), several oldsters and divorcées, I clearly stand out as a different candidate from this field. I'll just have to keep low on the whole agnostic thing, and show the american public that I don't catch on fire if I go into a church.

Although I have had a lot of support from the whigs, I've decided to run for the lead of the Bull Moose Party ticket. I think it's the most compatible party for my views and a great party, historically. Any party that would have Teddy Roosevelt as their candidate is a good party to me. Some might also say that it's the easier road as the Republican and Democratic Parties already have more than 24 candidates running, or thinking of running combined. There's is a very crowded field, while I think the Bull Moose party just has an imaginary character running against me for the nomination at this time. I hear that although he might show well at the primaries, he's bound to be a no-show at the convention where the nomination is actually handed out.

The problem of running on a third party ticket of course is the lack of media attention, so I will have to work on setting some buzz on YouTube and all. I was a little late with getting my message out there, and my idea for throwing Mentos into bottles of Diet Coke was stolen before I could get my video up there. Really, I was only going to do that to attract attention as I spoke about my policies and thoughts for a better, brighter future. I was thinking about the slogan, "For Habeus Corpus, and less corpses." What, too intellectual?

Unfortunately I missed some sort of campaign funding deadline yesterday, and I've waisted time not having the speeches and benefit dinners which would have funded my campaign. In that realm though, I'm announcing two fundraising initiatives. First, there's the take Michael out to dinner initiative. Not only would you be helping my campaign, and getting a delicious meal, you'd also be gaining access and face time with the potentially next President of the US. It's a big boon for you, my supporter, and the more high-priced the meal, the more you'll get my gratitude. the second fund-raising initiative is the PayPal link that I'll be putting up on this journal soon. I say give, and give often, please.

So to sum up, today is the first step in an exciting new direction for the country. Not only could we see the first candidate to say that he's slept with a man (well, besides Hillary, of course), but someone who could truly bring change to the White House. I'm ready to take the journey with you, and ready to feel the throbbing pulse of Americans just like you. I hope I can count on your support, and that on today of all days, that you will believe that I can be your President.

Thank You.

I'm Michael Edwards, and I approve of this message.

Date: 2007-04-01 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nightfallcub.livejournal.com
with that icon? you've got my vote. *swoon*

Date: 2007-04-02 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eggwards.livejournal.com
Your vote only counts once...your dollars count much much more. Give to Edwards 9the other one) '08!

Count me as a "Supporter"

Date: 2007-04-01 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] furrbear.livejournal.com
I could get behind a gay bear candidate; you'd like my 'throbbing pulse'.

Re: Count me as a "Supporter"

Date: 2007-04-02 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eggwards.livejournal.com
Well, at least with a bear in office we'd have less of the "we've got to think of the children" excuse.

So do I get to pick my Secret Service detail like the queen picks her centurions? I love quick time harch.

Date: 2007-04-01 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joshjeffcoat.livejournal.com
heheh, you should have had a campaign booth up at tbru. i bet if you were wearin' your overalls like that icon you'd get plenty of support. i'd vote for ya

Date: 2007-04-02 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eggwards.livejournal.com
That's my typical get-out-the-vote icon, so it's been seen in these parts before.

I actually considered wearing the overalls one night of TBRU, but I never was quite in the mood to play dress up this year. it probably would have gotten attention, though.

Date: 2007-04-01 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rafdfw.livejournal.com
Pick Sanjaya as your vice-president, and you are sure to win.

Date: 2007-04-02 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eggwards.livejournal.com
He'd only get the howard stern vote and his other constituency is 14 year old girls who can't vote in national elections. I think we need to keep looking.

I'm not sure i'd want my Presidential race to be endored by Vote for the Worst.com

Date: 2007-04-01 09:30 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jkusters
So, um, who's your running mate going to be?

You got my vote!!!

JOhn.

Date: 2007-04-02 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eggwards.livejournal.com
You know, I'm not sure. We'll have to have someone to balance the ticket, so I guess a northern Lesbian. Not Rosie though - oh hell no.

Date: 2007-04-02 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] musicbearmn.livejournal.com
Can I be either:

Secretary of Education (Kiss NCLB GOODBYE!)

or

Chair of National Endowment for the Arts...

Date: 2007-04-02 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eggwards.livejournal.com
Truly, I wouldn't need a Secretary of Education because i'd get rid of the department and return control of education to the states. So the seat is yours Mr. Chairman.

Date: 2007-04-03 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] musicbearmn.livejournal.com
Hot dawg! I've got work to do!

But first, you must model in my office in your overalls..

Date: 2007-04-02 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hantsbear.livejournal.com
Okay, I know my vote doesn't count but wear those Carhartts and you'll get my vote any day!!!

Date: 2007-04-02 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eggwards.livejournal.com
I wish they were Carhartts - then they'd probably fit my ass better! They are some off=brand (Liberty?) that I got on clearance. Being frugal is part of my platform!

Date: 2007-04-03 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hantsbear.livejournal.com
Ah, Frugal Fannies!

Date: 2007-04-02 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jerrycakes.livejournal.com
Hey, Liberty makes great overalls. ;) They're not off-brand by any means.

If you do become POTUS, please see what you can do about the Defense of Marriage Act, the USA PATRIOT ACT, and the Digital Millenium Copyright Act - m'kay?

And, yes, you've got my support too.

Date: 2007-04-05 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eggwards.livejournal.com
I do think that all those acts do need to go, or at least be re-written by competent people so they don't trample over provacy, fair use and civile rights.

I'd never heard of Liberty before I picked these up.

Date: 2007-04-05 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jerrycakes.livejournal.com
I agree with you. There's very few competent people out there watching out for us in Washington.

As for overalls, I've been wanting to get a pair for years, but I get a raging boner when I try on a pair at Wal-Mart. *grins*

Date: 2007-04-04 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soonercubntx.livejournal.com
Damnit! You TOTALLY stole my thunder. I was going to announce my candidacy for President, but I do not think our country could handle two gay candidates...it would probably implode upon itself!

Date: 2007-04-05 12:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eggwards.livejournal.com
Well, it will be tough but I'm hoping my early fundraising will trump yours and I will get a leg up in the campaign!

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