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I have to say that the events in the middle east are troubling, but it's nice to see that some people are very, very happy about it, so I'm happy to link to Rapture Ready, the website that's just for those who think that the second coming is sometime between next week, and my birthday, two weeks from now.

What's really great are the people posting on the bulletin board who are giving out advice, looking at the signs, and trying to help people know where to leave a message for their left behind loved ones when they have left this earth. My favorite note hiding place is "in the liquor cabinet," because you know people are going to drink when all of these folks are gone.

Of course one of the threads on the bulletin board was deleted when some bloggers, like Andrew Sullivan, Jonathan Swift and Daily Kos started noticing the fact that the posters were getting just a little happy about the Mid East bombings between Israel and Hezbola. luckily they kept some of it around...here's a quote:

Is it time to get excited? I can't help the way I feel. For the first time in my Christian walk, I have no doubts that the day of the Lords appearing is upon us. I have never felt this way before, I have a joy that bubbles up every-time I think of him, for I know this is truly the time I have waited for so long. Am I alone in feeling guilty about the human suffering like my joy at his appearing some how fuels the evil I see everywhere. If it were not for the souls that hang in the balance and the horror that stalks man daily on this earth, my joy would be complete. For those of us who await his arrival know, somehow we just know it won't be long now, the Bridegroom cometh rather man is ready are not.


That's from poster Ohhappyday. Perky and ready to vanish. Good for the war, even though he/she feels bad about the suffering, because she's not going to have to deal with the aftermath, it's OK. Let's try another one:

If He tarries, I will just have time to get my hair and nails done (you know let all I come into contact with know of my Bridegroom and what He has/will do). So i am all spiffied up for Him when He does arrive to take me home. No disappointment, just a few last minute details to take care of to be more pleasing to look at. Sound the shofar! Let the Enemy know the alert has been sounded and Yeshua is stepping onto the battlefield.


This is another one that just makes me think of the people in the Heavens Gate group who were ready to die to get placed on a spaceship. I'm guessing that she's ready to go because she can't get a date, so why not save yourself for Jesus? The Kool-Aid waits for you.

It's fascinating, and troubling. These people are ready to give up on the world, and that's OK, i guess, but to me they just seem desperate hoping for more suffering that seems like a sign to them. I'll admit that I can't quote the Bible, but I remember something where God said that you won't know the time of my coming. I'm going to stick with that, and try not to mess up the world that we live in now, just because I'm not worried about those who will have to fix it later.

Still, I wonder...how many people might be trying to promote conflict thinking that they will bring on the rapture...it's been suggested that people in the Bush administration belive this, so what would they do, and how far would they go to make it happen?

These folks are dangerous, and a bit sad.

Date: 2006-07-18 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slothel.livejournal.com
Not to mention arrogant, assuming that they will be the ones taken. Wait a second...isn't PRIDE one of the seven deadly sins? And getting your hair and nails done so you'll be prettier for Jesus a touch vain?

One of my favorite books has something like this happening--a sect of southern baptists think that the world isn't ending quickly enough, so they decide to bomb the Temple Mount to make way for the Third Temple using the justification that "god helps those who help themselves." The author responds later with the line, "A life dedicated to the Afterlife is no life at all."

I think it's time to read that book again.

Date: 2006-07-19 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eggwards.livejournal.com
Yes, I really would have thought that the Son of God would be somewhat non-judgmental when it came to things like race, looks and wealth, but apparently one who takes the time to do here hair certainly will see the favor of the Lord.

Something makes me think I should check out the Left Behind books, to try to see what these guys are thinking. Still, I'll take it that your book is probably better written - and more thought out.

Date: 2006-07-19 05:21 am (UTC)
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Just remember: George W. Bush will read no child Left Behind. (He prefers My Pet Goat, from what I've heard. ;-)

Date: 2006-07-21 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eggwards.livejournal.com
I belive that children are our future, unless they of course are all taken in the rapture. Hey, maybe we can cut education spending, since they'll never grow up, right?

Date: 2006-07-19 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slothel.livejournal.com
It's Skinny Legs and All by Tom Robbins. That isn't the main thing happening in the book, it's just something going on with the main character's uncle.

I have to admit to a little curiosity about the Left Behind books, too. I would worry about reading them in public because everyone I've seen reading them has a bible in a little zippered case next to them. I don't have one of those, so I think people would realize that I'm an impostor.

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