Obscenity Obfuscation

Several months back, as bobaloo was picking up some supplies for TBRU, he remarked how funny it was that the "adult novelties" all seemed to have other names to make them sound like they are something completely non-sexual. For some reason, the prudes of the state of Texas long ago felt that if people weren't aware that they couldn't stick a "cake topper" up their various orifices and get some sort of obviously "perverted pleasure" from it, society could be a better place.

Of course, a "cake topper" isn't to accurately portray male genitalia, because if a "cake topper" happened to look like Jeff Stryker's wang, it might send our pure citizens into convulsions, or worse, the enveloping arms of hedonistic lust.

Today I found a new example of such sinful craziness that still occurs in our pure, chaste Texan cities and towns. You can read about it HERE.

Remember, what you don't know about is all for your ultimate good.