Collective Sex

Some IM conversation with Chris

Eggwards1: I guess some sleep did you good.
Oakleycub: Yes, it did. We are better today
Eggwards1:Are you borg?
Oakleycub:Might be

Eggwards1:Don't you just hate dating Borg? they assimilate you and just leave for another species.
Oakleycub:Actually, it's more polyamorous
Eggwards1:That sounds like fun!
Oakleycub:you got it. 2 are having sex, the rest feel it all over the galaxy
Eggwards1:Now that could be interesting. Wouldn't you think that there would be sex going on in the collective at all times?
Oakleycub:I would think so
Eggwards1:constant orgasms throughout the collective. It could become boring.
Oakleycub:Would explain alot
Eggwards1:Yeah, i think it could be frustrating when you find orgasms boring.
Oakleycub:Yeah. I'm sure the Borg become increasingly kinky in order to continue to get pleasure
Eggwards1:True, but I think it's more important to the collective to spread your nanoprobes.
Oakleycub:probably

Eggwards1:Do you think there's a movement in the collective to keep assimilation purely for procreation?
Oakleycub:Probably
Eggwards1:Of course the bad part is, you can't really keep your assimilation secret from others. Everyone knows you're doing it.
Oakleycub:Not much infidelty.
Oakleycub:Could say it is high fidelity
Eggwards1:They don't seem to have a problem with same-sex assimilation, though.
Oakleycub:Good point. ProBorg
Eggwards1:How do the Borg protest those who are promiscuous? Those who try to assimilate species they don't want?
Oakleycub:Like Ferengi?
Eggwards1:Yeah, what happens when you bring someone home to the collective that they don't approve of?
Oakleycub:By then it is too late
Eggwards1: And everyone knows it. So much for hiding your desires from the Borg Queen.