Walk Between the Raindrops

Using only one singer/band, answer the following questions with song titles

I considered Barenaked Ladies, but bobinbstn already did that. I also thought about The Police, and The Monkees but I decided to make it hard...

Featuring: Steely Dan/Donald Fegan

1. Are you male or female?: Any Major Dude Will Tell You
2. Describe yourself: Decon Blues
3. How do some people feel about you?: New Frontier
4. How do you feel about yourself?: This Moody Bastard
5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: Tomorrow's Girls
6. Where would you rather be?: Barrytown
7. Describe what you want to be: King of the World
8. Describe how you live: The Royal Scam
9. Describe how you love: Chain Lightning
10. Share a few words of wisdom: Rikki, Don't Lose That Number

Guess who's coming for dinner?

Yesterday in my work email inbox I got an email from my Dad. He's so email savvy now...

-----Original Message-----
From: Van Edwards [mailto:crackpot@xxxxxxx.net]
Sent: Wednesday, May 07, 2003 11:23 AM
To: michael van edwards
Subject: June 19 thru 25

Mike If I get the instructor course at Rice on this date. This is Thursday, Friday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday of that week. Can I stay at your place during the night before Thursday and Thursday night, Sunday thru Tuesday nights So I don't have to drive back and forth? If this is not convenient or only part of the time get back to me. Dad
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Alright, that's interesting. This is further training to become an instructor at the Police Acadamy (please, no Steve Guttenburgh jokes). Now Rice University is about 50 miles away from my parent's place. I used to make a commute like that for several years, but Dad hasn't driven in traffic like that in, well, ever.

I'm planning to be out that weekend. I have a doctor's appointment (my doc's in Arlington) and that's both the weekend of the Astros-Rangers series and it could be the opening of Randy's lostncoveplay in Austin...I have to get confirmation of that. Needless to say, I won't be home. He could stay there. I'd be back Monday.

So, my place...OK. I won't have to put away anything, my apartment isn't filled with nudes and odd sculpture,so nothing to worry unless he gets to some of the porn...and if he does that, why? Always with the worst case scenario, right? Deal with it. You came out to the man. He's going to understand that you might have some porn around. Remember when he showed you where his Penthouse mags were when you were 15?

So I sent a message back... I had to be a bit vauge, since sometimes Mom sees Dad's email.

From: Edwards, Michael
Sent: Wednesday, May 07, 2003 11:36 AM
To: 'Van Edwards'
Subject: RE: June 19 thru 25

Dad,

Well, I feel better about having that talk with you now!  I have vacation that weekend, so I will be out of town, so you could have the run of the place then.  I'll be back on Monday, so you might want to secure an air mattress if you want to stay longer.  Sure.

Mike
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It just gets odder, every day.