I Can't Stop Shaking

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The Onion gives us some wonderful ways to help us get ready for Houston's ban on smoking in Restaurants:

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[aadroma.livejournal.com]

Would I be considered morbid if I said I wanted to see Mr. Masher in action?

[nfotxn.livejournal.com]

I just have to point out that the ban on smoking in bars and restaurants here has been awesome. You can go and enjoy yourself without coming out like tobacco smoked meat. And for the smokers it encourages a lot of bars to open patios. Which is win-win for everyone really.

[eggwards.livejournal.com]

Most resturants here are segregated into smoking/non smoking sections, or the smaller ones, like fast food places, are non smoking already, so there won't be a big change there. I guess there may be a few more people eating on the patio during the warm months of the year. Our city council declined to extend the ban to bars, so for many larger resturants, that will become the smoking section, and for other places, no change. They didn't have the guts to challenge the potential loss of convention business since they have a big investment in the publicly paid for convention center and hotel.

[dedos.livejournal.com]

FL's had this ban for a while, and I love it, too....

[mustadiobananza.livejournal.com]

haha Those are great - I especially like the Thermonuclear Laser Satellite. :)

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[bearpawly.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.

You and beverages remind of me Red Bull.

Yeah. Beverages. THAT's what I'm referring to.

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[eggwards.livejournal.com]

Now we just have to get you to be able to chug the whole can without the teeth becoming a factor.

Did I just go there?

Oh I did!


There can be lessons. Red Bull gives you wings.

[cristalskye.livejournal.com]

This was FUNNY!

I like the stouffer dinners and the lee press on nails the most.

[eggwards.livejournal.com]

Those guys at the Onion never fail to crack me up. I could see the Lee press-ons. Of course I always thing about Gregg there in dallas when I hear about them now.