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[eggwards]

I just managed to get Flexall 454 in my eye (since I forgot that I needed to wash my hand first before rubbing my eye). Now after trying to wash it out, I'm still in burning pain.

And for some reason, as I have one eye shut, trying to draw out tears, I felt I must journal this. Why?


Alright, my shoulder's been hurting for a few days and I don't know why. It seems to come from sleeping on it wrong, but I don't know how I'm doing this. I'm even waking up when I turn because of the pain. I'd say it's my rotator cuff - but that's just coming from watching too much baseball.

And no, it's not from THAT. this is my left arm. I'm right handed (*giggle*).

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Flexall 454

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One, in my infinite wisdom, I decided to see how Flexall 454 felt "down there". It felt all cool & hot & tingly & fabulous at the same time on other parts of my body, so I thought "Hey, that would probably feel really neat on my pee-pee!"

Kids, Don't try this at home. It BURNED like a Mo-Fo!!!

I will never forget the look on the faces of my college roomates (a lesbian couple) as I bolted down the stairs buck-naked, squeezing my burning hard-on, through the living room, dining room, and kitchen until I reached the bathroom. I'm kneeling in the bathtub scrubbing my poor pee-pee with soap, shampoo, or anything else I could find to try and wash the devil-lotion off of myself.