Luckily Spray-on Tan Doesn't Go With White Hair.

Is anyone else happy that we won't have the stupid Palm Centro ads for much longer? You know, the ones with CLAÜS?

Yes, please use your product to turn Santa into a total hipster douchebag. Sure, plenty of companies use Santa this time of year to sell their product, but mostly they stick to either a reverent or comic version, and not one that I'd actually hate to be around. Thanks Palm for making your phone completely unattractive to me.

I'd rather see Pancho Claus than this dork.