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Chilly Randomizations
Dec. 8th, 2005 11:51 pm❄Ann Coutler, right wing harpie, after getting booed at yet another college appearance (and collecting a speaking fee) said, "I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am." I have to ask, what intelligent person uses the word "stupider" unless their being ironic...which (s)he wasn't.
During some Q&A Coulter was asked by a student what she would do if (s)he had a a child come out as gay. Coulter replied: "I'd say, `Did I ever tell you you're adopted?'" Luckily Coulter's body isn't capable of supporting life.
❄LJ's own Dave White (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
djmrswhite) who I really need to be reading, has a great Guide for Straight Guys who are forced by their girlfriends and wives into seeing Bareback Brokeback Mountain. I'm going to guess that Dave's journal got a ton of extra hits over this. I know that he's already pimped it in his journal, but still, this article is awfully funny.
❄If it wasn't bad enough that they were making a Miami Vice Movie, now they are Making a CHiPs movie. Really, we can stop this now, you know. You know that next are the Family Ties movie, Growing Pains, The Move and Golden Girls:Back to the Lanai with Britney Spears, Hillary Duff and Lindsey Lohan cast as the girls to attract a younger demo. Drew Barrymore should be signing on to be Sophia.
❄My "seasonal" cards say "Christmas" and the President's don't. So there.
❄I'm a little bit unhappy to be a new Ford owner just as they make an agreement with the American "family" Association to stop running some ads in gay publications. Still, they will continue some work with gay groups, and no car company is perfect, so I don't think I'll be returning the Escape over this.
Your humble and obedient servant,
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During some Q&A Coulter was asked by a student what she would do if (s)he had a a child come out as gay. Coulter replied: "I'd say, `Did I ever tell you you're adopted?'" Luckily Coulter's body isn't capable of supporting life.
❄LJ's own Dave White (
djmrswhite) who I really need to be reading, has a great Guide for Straight Guys who are forced by their girlfriends and wives into seeing ❄If it wasn't bad enough that they were making a Miami Vice Movie, now they are Making a CHiPs movie. Really, we can stop this now, you know. You know that next are the Family Ties movie, Growing Pains, The Move and Golden Girls:Back to the Lanai with Britney Spears, Hillary Duff and Lindsey Lohan cast as the girls to attract a younger demo. Drew Barrymore should be signing on to be Sophia.
❄My "seasonal" cards say "Christmas" and the President's don't. So there.
❄I'm a little bit unhappy to be a new Ford owner just as they make an agreement with the American "family" Association to stop running some ads in gay publications. Still, they will continue some work with gay groups, and no car company is perfect, so I don't think I'll be returning the Escape over this.
Oh Great Butterstick!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In November, I recruited ![[info]](https://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
f__k as a new cultist (30 points). In August, I bombed a panda cultist gathering (-100 points). In January, I wore an Panda Expecting T-Shirt (-10 points). In December, I burnt my copy of the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (-75 points). Last week, I prepared an ocean voyage to the National Zoo (200 points). In July, I rescued goofycub from being sacrificed to your buttery goodness (-200 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-155 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.
Your humble and obedient servant,
eggwards
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