Collective Sex

[eggwards]

Some IM conversation with Chris

Eggwards1: I guess some sleep did you good.
Oakleycub: Yes, it did. We are better today
Eggwards1:Are you borg?
Oakleycub:Might be

Eggwards1:Don't you just hate dating Borg? they assimilate you and just leave for another species.
Oakleycub:Actually, it's more polyamorous
Eggwards1:That sounds like fun!
Oakleycub:you got it. 2 are having sex, the rest feel it all over the galaxy
Eggwards1:Now that could be interesting. Wouldn't you think that there would be sex going on in the collective at all times?
Oakleycub:I would think so
Eggwards1:constant orgasms throughout the collective. It could become boring.
Oakleycub:Would explain alot
Eggwards1:Yeah, i think it could be frustrating when you find orgasms boring.
Oakleycub:Yeah. I'm sure the Borg become increasingly kinky in order to continue to get pleasure
Eggwards1:True, but I think it's more important to the collective to spread your nanoprobes.
Oakleycub:probably

Eggwards1:Do you think there's a movement in the collective to keep assimilation purely for procreation?
Oakleycub:Probably
Eggwards1:Of course the bad part is, you can't really keep your assimilation secret from others. Everyone knows you're doing it.
Oakleycub:Not much infidelty.
Oakleycub:Could say it is high fidelity
Eggwards1:They don't seem to have a problem with same-sex assimilation, though.
Oakleycub:Good point. ProBorg
Eggwards1:How do the Borg protest those who are promiscuous? Those who try to assimilate species they don't want?
Oakleycub:Like Ferengi?
Eggwards1:Yeah, what happens when you bring someone home to the collective that they don't approve of?
Oakleycub:By then it is too late
Eggwards1: And everyone knows it. So much for hiding your desires from the Borg Queen.

Comments

[barak.livejournal.com]

The Borg don't have sex... thats why they assimilate other species.

Thats why Seven of Nine got sexier when she was liberated from the Collective... cuz she was getting laid by Janeway..

[cristalskye.livejournal.com]

You are wrong for that!

[barak.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :)

[barak.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :) I try hard, you know....

[xanaducub.livejournal.com]

Interesting discussion.

I am not a huge fan, but the Borg has always been of interest to me. I could go on for days.

[cristalskye.livejournal.com]

this was hilariously funny.

[redcub.livejournal.com]

I remember a 7/9 comment to Harry Kim, asking if he wanted sexual relations. She said something about the Borg occassionally did so between the ranks for various motivations.

It sounded very out-of-character for such an advanced race. Couldn't they just stimulate their own neural pleasure centers?

Typical Trek - introduce a great concept and then never think it out beyond the plot device.

Adding distinctiveness one tubule at a time...

[fauxbear.livejournal.com]

There seems to be synchronicity in the LiveJournal Unimatrix:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/xkot/35839.html

Re: Adding distinctiveness one tubule at a time...

[eggwards.livejournal.com]

I freely admit that was a starting point for this conversation. I did see it the other day.

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

"Oakleycub:Yeah. I'm sure the Borg become increasingly kinky in order to continue to get pleasure"

Well, yeah, look at all that leather and rubber. Get them out of the collective, and they go right to spandex. They're kinky for days.

BTW, you referred to yourself as "Darth Vader" the other day when you wear your CPAP, but the other obvious reference are the Borg. I call myself "Pete of Borg" when I've got mine on. I'm waiting for my chrome CPAP hoses and studded mask with extra nanoprobes. :)

Dark Lord of the CPAP

[fauxbear.livejournal.com]

I have referred to Logan, loganbeary, as "Darth Beary" when wearing his parphernalia. We're all so very clever, aren't we?

Re: Dark Lord of the CPAP

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

Could be worse. At least none of us seem to be going for the fighter pilot comparisons. "Bow before my CPAP mask, for I am the Top Gun!" Ewwww. :-) Gimme geeky bear sci-fi silliness any day.

[xkot.livejournal.com]

Haha... borg fetishists unite!

[eggwards.livejournal.com]

Yeah...your post the other day did provide inspiration for this mess!

[latincub.livejournal.com]

LOL! BEST IM Ever. Loved the analysis.

[enigmacub.livejournal.com]

Lol that was just too funny. Gotta love Trek humor.

uh ...

[houstongwm.livejournal.com]

u 2 are scaring me ...